This One Should've Been in The Onion

Check this out and tell me that you don't agree. Personally, though, I think he would love Raisin Nut Bran, which kicks the shit out of Raisin Bran any day of the week. And maybe for his sugary cereal fix (boy that Saddam really is a Toys R Us kid in the making, isn't he?) he should try some magically delicious Lucky Charms since they're way better than Froot Loops.